Where O' Where Can He be?

So far, no authenticated sightings of Wakefield. There were six of Elvis, one of Jimmy Hoffa, and two of Judge Crater. OJ is in jail, so no one is going to see him for a while.

Even Tiger Woods is coming out of seclusion.

But, that question still burns:

WHERE IN THE WORLD IS ANDY WAKEFIELD?

While this article is brief, I do have a question for all, and the reader from Thoughful House who recently visited. How the hell do you get a State of Texas URL?